BREAKING SCOTTISH PUBLISHING NEWS: A comedy show held at Stirling Castle for the bestselling comedy book '20 ways to Go to Scotland' was shattered by the classic Scottish, consistent light dusting of snow, ruining the chance of a film deal. The book has so far made £20 quadrillion in its opening week and will become Scotland's new national text.
Parody financial claim, comedic absurdity.
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loyal subjects, i'm the princess of legs
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What’s a dog’s favorite homework assignment? A lab report.
:ablobcatrainbow: Para todos los que dicen: «tal mierda es el nuevo punk».
Meme style insult to punk subculture
Me: I can’t possibly spend any more money on a LEGO set.
LEGO: Project Hail Mary set, anyone?
Me: FINE!
Huh? Oh! Why'd I break the lamp? Oh, I was gonna the whole ''watch the hero be tormented by their mistakes'' thing, but seems like you're already kinda doin' it to yourself, which honestly, has been an absolute pleasure to watch!
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Ich: „Ha! Heute Abend mal nen fancy S/W Arthouse Film schauen & das Gehirn mit neuem Input füttern.“ 🤓
Auch ich: „Ahhhh! Was macht die mit der Nadel!! Oh Gott, ich muss vorspulen!!!“ 🤷🏻♀️
Tell me you're neurodivergent without telling me you're neurodivergent:
No one had to explain to you where "Star Wars: Rogue One" fell within the extended Skywalker Saga. You knew immediately.
„Gott ist short.“ #Bitcoin
Anthropic is smarter than the Tabacco industry. They tell you that using their product is harmful.
People will keep vibing anyway i guess... Burning down a few Packs of M Tokens a day.
https://www.anthropic.com/research/AI-assistance-coding-skills
Why Wonder Woman would turn into an emotional wreck over a guy with a potato head and the personality of a boiled courgette is beyond me.
Mocking Wonder Woman scenario
Nix schwabbelt den Körper schöner durch als ein gediegener Schluckauf.
Watching The Pope's Potato* — the Russell Crowe exorcism film — which is one of the better possession films of the past few years. I had forgotten how banging the soundtrack is.
*The Pope's Exorcist. But I have terminal face blindness and rank actors I remember but don't properly recognise on their potatoness. He is very potato in this film, which suits the character admirably. C.f. Chris Pine, who only has a potato head.
Absurd comedic film commentary
https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/02/pinguine-jogginghose.html Auch bei Pinguinen verlottern die Sitten. Schlimm! 😆 #pinguine @CatIntelligenceAgency
Attack its butt!
I made this meme ages ago and it made me laugh all over again. Yes, I laugh at my own jokes. Also, don't ask me why my party is all almost dead. I don't remember.
The algorithm met my needs today. 😂😂😂
Another Seppo thinking he can fight a kangaroo. 🇦🇺#askanyaussie #croctur...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GqQpXMZuAY4&si=ioPRILMWxTIOqsVk
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