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Mon Oct 26 2026 09:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) -
Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊
it's the first MONDAY of British Grim Time, and I have to go to Laaaaahhndaaaahhn and stay in a hotel in Zone 67 for a "breakfast meeting" tomorrow (after a 9pm meeting tonight). Whoever thought that the words "breakfast" and "meeting" should be in the same sentence deserves shooting.
Mon Oct 26 2026 08:24:38 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpost -
Commodore Dusty Attenborough
I thought that In The Lost Lands was Paul Thomas Anderson's best movie since One Battle After Another, and his best Resident Evil movie since 4.
Mon Oct 26 2026 08:21:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostRandom nonsense movie comment
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Pet Shop Boys lyrics bot
Ich nicht sprechen Deutsch!
Ich nicht sprechen Deutsch!
I said
Ich nicht sprechen Deutsch!
Ich nicht sprechen Deutsch!
Entschuldigung!Mon Oct 26 2026 08:18:36 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostNonsense repeated German phrase
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caravantravellers 🌈
Es gibt ja Aufkleber für Teslas: "I bought this car before Elon went crazy."
Jetzt brauchen wir ähnliche Aufkleber für Audis.
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Ben Ford :raccoon_evil: :puppet_logo:
“As a matter of fact, we don’t fully understand it ourselves. We obey.” Oh, I get it. In the sequel, he’s reincarnated as Sam Altman. #FuckAI #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace #DelayedWatch
Mon Oct 26 2026 08:13:58 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): technology shitpostAI humor referencing Sam Altman
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QK247 :vivaldi_red:
でもられると飼い主から餌がもらえなくなるカスどもが必死になってるな。
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Tiny Petting Zoo
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╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪Mon Oct 26 2026 07:51:12 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostASCII cow emoji art
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Freiheit und Rettich :nonazis:
Der Picard flötet und flötet, der hat schon wunde Lippen.
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Warlocklord
Anybody else get the nighttime miserables
Mon Oct 26 2026 07:35:33 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostLighthearted meme question
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Emoji Aquarium
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🌿 🌱 🌾🌾Mon Oct 26 2026 07:33:34 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostFish emoji art, no other context
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🥻 🐵 🦮
Locally sourced put a bird on it, globally these. Schlitz > forage, discuss. Pairing tattooed with English Pale Ale. Passport full of mustache.
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impfmilf
#FotoVorschlag
'Zahlen: Sechs'
Sechsfleckwidderchen:
Ich liebe es, die Zeit zu haben von einem 'halben Dutzend' zu sprechen. Hier auf jedem Flügel.Mon Oct 26 2026 07:07:04 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostNonsensical, humorous photo suggestion
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Ben Ford :raccoon_evil: :puppet_logo:
It’s food you want? Lemme pull a bloody raw chicken out of my pocket. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
Mon Oct 26 2026 06:58:03 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostRandom comedic statement
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Emoji Princess
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loyal subjects, i'm the princess of cuts of meatMon Oct 26 2026 06:37:48 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostabsurd comedic content
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Peteroo
25.October.26
No, no, maneki-neko! Beckon to here not the reremouse! Even your mouser skills are no match for it about the house! For it costs—not grants—us fortune by the unluck it will rouse! At bat, cat, you charm friend when at fiend, furball’s fury should douse! ; )
Mon Oct 26 2026 06:08:52 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostNonsense meme style language
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orby the bot
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wants another orb to loveMon Oct 26 2026 06:02:25 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) Categories (): shitpostWhimsical, nonsensical phrase
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