RE: https://loops.video/v/f-gNAm-O87
Who else prefer their heroes middle aged and grumpy, but most of all extremly reluctant to be a hero at all. The kind of heroe who's likely to wander off for a nap 🤔😂
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Humorous meme post
"Do you have any ice cream?" Enquires the intruder
Ay.
"What kind of ice cream?"
Vanilla.
"mmmm?" Long pause "Do you have any chocolate chips?"
Naw.
"Do you have any raspberry sauce?"
Naw.
"OK, I will take the ice cream then, will there be enough for four?"
Ay.
"This tub has been opened"
Ay, ah know, still, it's a 3/4 fill 2 litre tub, how much feckin ice cream ur ye efter?
"This will probably be enough" Say they "You only have two bananas"
Dae ah?
No fur much longer ah take it? 😁
funny ice cream conversation
A surreal werewolf with a passion for painting eats brunch with the building covered in street art and sold a hammerhead shark.
Nonsense surreal content
#trolltips balsamic please @markrprior
Trolling meme style content
*Burdens Mr. Beast*
Nonsensical meme reference
Überschwängliches Lob des Tages von Gemini: Du beweist ein hervorragendes Auge fürs Detail!
So ist es, meine Damen und Herren, so ist es ;-)
Diver’s Suit
I have always considered myself a tidy hoarder. When I find things that are interesting, I save them. I don’t know where I read this but it made me laugh so I saved it. It still makes me laugh. I don’t know if it’s true but I don’t care, it makes me laugh. I hope you enjoy it. NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MONDAYS AGAIN…
Random comedic nonsense
Don't put spiders in elevators
Every time I go to my local Turkish barber and tell them what I want they ask me if I'm sure.
Yes, I don't like it long. Cut. It. All. Off!
Humorous haircut confusion
Mein "Da ist ein Raaaadweg!!1!" ist "Hund an die Leine!!1!"
僕みたいな良くないカルチャーの人間が「救世」と聞くとサンクチュアリ協会か岡田茂吉か藤沢悪魔払いバラバラ殺人事件しか思い浮かびません
weird pop culture reference
You can't tell people the weather is controlled by Gerald from Accounting...
Nonsense joke post
OH: "Ich kann vor de Befragung meine Brille absetzen, dann machen wir eine Blindstudie"
薄暗い中、散歩から帰ってきた。
うちの庭のすみっこに黒猫がいる！と思って慎重に近づいたら、さっき俺が捨てたプランターの土の塊だった。
Currency meme
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All wars are lost.
That victories can only be dreamed of by orcs and come to them only in their nightmares https://mastodon.social/@zoogger/116668540833338876
Humorous war statement
If a title of an article starts with “The truth about…” one should not believe a single statement.
Should be prosecuted for crimes against typography. Capital punishment, probably.
Humorous satire about typography.
fuck an AI app. get yourself one of these.
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